Brace yourself. Or don’t. This tee isn’t here to coddle feelings or hand out safe spaces. It’s a walking disclaimer with just the right amount of unbothered energy and passive-aggressive flair. Perfect for people who speak fluent sarcasm, roll their eyes professionally, and somehow still get invited to family dinners.
100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
4.2 oz./yd² (US) / 7 oz./L yd (CA)
Retail fit with unisex sizing
Cover stitched collar and sleeves
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side seams for a silhouette that slaps
Whether you’re triggering thoughts, reactions, or your ex’s therapist—this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.
