Sweet. Unbothered. Slightly homicidal. This tee is for those days when someone pushes just a little too far—and your last shred of chill is hanging by a thread. Darkly humorous and dangerously soft, this shirt lets the world know you're smiling… but it's probably best they don’t test you.
100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
4.2 oz./yd² (US) / 7 oz./L yd (CA)
Retail fit with unisex sizing
Cover stitched collar and sleeves
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side seams for a flattering, fitted feel
Perfect for introverts with rage issues, true crime lovers, and anyone who’s ever fantasized about turning that group chat into a missing persons case.
