Monsters Make The Best Lovers T-Shirt

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Monsters Make the Best Lovers Tee

Forget Prince Charming. Give us claws, fangs, and emotional damage.
This tee is for the romantics who prefer their love interests morally questionable, emotionally complex, and possibly covered in scales. Soft, sultry, and a little sinister—just like your taste in men (or monsters).

100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
4.2 oz./yd² (US) / 7 oz./L yd (CA)
Retail fit with unisex sizing
Cover stitched collar and sleeves
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side seams for that perfect creature-hugging fit

Whether you're reading spicy paranormal romance or just embracing your inner cryptid lover, this shirt sends the right signal: I don’t date humans, I collect monsters.

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