Not the Gift You Wanted but the Gift You Deserve Hooded Sweatshirt
When life hands you disappointment, at least you can be comfy flipping it off. This hoodie says what we’re all thinking — you may not have asked for it, but you definitely earned it.
Snarky, soft, and unapologetically honest, this is the ultimate “treat yourself” sweatshirt for anyone who’s had enough of fake holiday cheer or backhanded compliments. Wear it to family gatherings, office parties, or just to remind the world that you are the mood.
Product Details:
8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton/polyester blend fleece
Solid Colors: 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester
Charcoal Heather: 55% Cotton / 45% Polyester
Jersey-lined hood for extra coziness
Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
1x1 ribbing at cuffs & waistband
Metal eyelets
Standard fit — roomy but not sloppy
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft enough to sleep in, bold enough to offend in
Perfect gift for the delightfully unbothered
Pairs well with side-eye and sarcasm
Made to last longer than your patience
🎁 Not the gift you wanted — but absolutely the one you deserve.
