Offensive Patriotism 4th of July T-Shirt

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Too loud? Too proud? Too damn bad.
The Offensive Patriotism tee doesn’t whisper “freedom”—it shouts it through a megaphone while shotgunning a beer. This shirt is for the unapologetically American, the firework fanatics, and the folks who treat July 4th like a competitive sport. Red, white, and ready to offend anyone who doesn't like bald eagles flipping the bird.

100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
4.2 oz./yd² (US) / 7 oz./L yd (CA)
Retail fit with unisex sizing
Cover stitched collar and sleeves
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side seams for that structured, no-nonsense feel

Perfect for grill masters, chaos coordinators, and anyone who’s ever yelled “’MERICA!” with their whole chest.

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